A greeting card for the women who have lived, learned, compared notes with their friends, and adjusted the entrance requirements accordingly. Featuring vintage collage art and the extremely reasonable declaration:
“As a man, you’re automatically on thin ice with me.”
—nothing personal. Just a light administrative update based on centuries of data and a group chat full of supporting evidence. This card is for the girls who have upgraded their standards and sharpened their instincts.
Send it to the friend who’s done explaining herself. Send it to the sister who finally stopped entertaining nonsense. Or keep it as a small but powerful celebration of the sacred art of girlhood solidarity and well-earned skepticism.
• Printed on luxe cardstock and paired with a white envelope • 4″ × 6″ Vertical • Blank inside for your most discerning, delightful thoughts
