A hand-painted wood engraving for your front door that says everything before the knock. Solicitors Will Be Given an Enthusiastic Explanation of Intersectional Feminism is not a suggestion — it’s a policy.
This sign is for homes with boundaries, bookshelves, and zero patience for unsolicited pitches. It makes clear that anyone attempting to sell, convert, or “just talk for a minute” should be prepared for a passionate, unapologetic lesson in equity, power, and why consent applies to conversations too.
Boldly etched and hand-painted on solid wood, this piece does the emotional labor for you. Hang it outside and let it deter the uninvited, educate the persistent, and delight the right kind of visitor.
• Hand-painted wood engraving with high-contrast lettering • 8″ × 10″ ready-to-hang size (hardware included) • Deep etched text for maximum readability • Ideal for front doors, entryways, porches, gates, and shared buildings
