A gentle reminder for your male guests, delivered with all the charm of a Victorian etiquette manual and none of the subtlety.
This hand-painted wood engraving reads “Please urinate with precision and elegance.”
Engraved on a slice of real wood and lovingly hand-painted with floral accents, this piece adds a touch of class to the porcelain palace. Ideal for guest bathrooms, powder rooms, or anywhere bodily functions and passive-aggression intersect.
Each piece is one-of-a-kind and may feature slight variations in wood grain, bark, or judgmental energy. Includes a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy wall mounting.
