This sign says what your face has been screaming since 8:15. Our “Please Leave By Nine” hand-painted wood engraving is the perfect blend of Midwestern hospitality and introvert panic. It’s the ideal housewarming gift for people who love entertaining—as long as everyone is gone before the wine turns to yawns.
Laser-engraved on a real wood slice and hand-painted with delicate florals and firm boundaries, it arrives ready to hang near your entryway, bar cart, or passive-aggressive soul. Because your time is precious. And so is your couch.
