A gentle reminder from your inner lady of the house: say maybe to drugs—but not in the damn bathroom. This hand-painted wood slice reads “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom,” and frankly, if you have to spell it out, you probably know your audience.
Perfect for party hosts with a sense of humor and a low tolerance for powdered shenanigans near their plumbing. The floral accents say, I care. The message says, I’ve lived.
Each sign is laser-engraved on a real piece of wood and hand-painted with vibrant, judgment-laced detail. Comes ready to hang wherever party people might need a reminder to keep it together (or at least keep it outdoors).
