She’s got pearls, perfect lipstick, and zero time for demonic nonsense. This cork-back coaster features a vintage glamour queen serving divine side-eye alongside the iconic phrase: “Not today, Satan.”
Whether it’s toxic coworkers, bad decisions, or that one ex who still texts “hey,” this coaster is here to help you hold the line—stylishly. Use it to protect your surfaces and your soul. Durable, heat-resistant, and blessed with just the right amount of petty.
• Made from hardboard MDF • Cork Back • High-gloss coating on top • Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ • Rounded corners • Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip • Easy to clean
