Sun’s out, breakdowns postponed. This high-gloss coaster captures that very specific feeling of trying to hold it together while your inner monologue is two margaritas deep and spiraling.
Featuring the quote: "I just don't have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve."
Featuring a vintage beach babe who’s clearly ignoring every red flag (including her own), this coaster is perfect for work-from-home warriors, moms, or anyone scheduling their next emotional collapse for Q4. Makes a great gift for overfunctioning friends and highly aesthetic hot messes
• Made from hardboard MDF • Cork Back • High-gloss coating on top • Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ • Rounded corners • Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip • Easy to clean
