Finally, a card that captures the true horror of adulthood:
“Microdosing hell by waking up every morning.”
Featuring a dramatically sprawled-out woman in full vintage despair, this greeting card is a love letter to those of us who wake up tired, stay tired, and still somehow show up for life (barely).
Perfect for commiserating with friends, celebrating burnout birthdays, or slipping into a care package for your most emotionally fried acquaintance. Blank inside, because your inner scream deserves room to echo.
Printed on premium cardstock and includes a matching white envelope—because nihilism deserves high production value.
• Printed on glossy premium cardstock • 4″ × 6″ Vertical • Comes with a complimentary envelope
