Ah yes, another beautiful morning of microdosing hell by waking up. If you're running on caffeine, vibes, and sheer spite, this tote gets you. This bag is for anyone who’s ever opened their eyes and immediately regretted it. Featuring the quote:
“Microdosing hell by waking up every morning.”
Perfect for carrying your emotional baggage (or, you know, groceries), it’s made from tough, no-nonsense polyester canvas with an inside pocket for stashing snacks, secrets, or your last remaining shred of optimism. The vintage burnout lounging on a stripped mattress? That’s you. That’s all of us.
Each piece is a wearable piece of art made for everyday resistance—created to inspire conversations, eye-rolls from the right people, and a whole lot of power strutting.
• 16" x 20" tote • Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg) • Large inside pocket • Comfortable cotton webbing handles • 100% polyester
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
