This greeting card is for the women who’ve retired from the emotional Olympics. The ones who no longer romanticize potential, chase red flags, or waste good mascara on bad decisions. Featuring a flawless vintage queen and the ultimate truth bomb:
“Men is too headache.”
Perfect for your single era, your glow-up, or gifting to a friend who finally stopped “fixing” people who can’t spell therapy. Bold, cheeky, and gloriously unbothered. Because knowing better is the ultimate peace—and he’s just not worth the Advil.
• Printed on luxe cardstock and paired with a white envelope • 4″ × 6″ Vertical • Blank inside for whatever message your wiser, well-rested self wants to send.
