Let’s be honest: if the Founding Fathers saw you rolling up to brunch in heels, lashes, and this tote, they’d probably combust. And that’s the point. This unapologetic beauty features the quote:
“I don’t care what the founding fathers wanted.”
A bold little reminder that you're not here to honor powdered wigs or 18th-century opinions. You’re here to disrupt, delight, and carry snacks. Made from sturdy spun polyester with a roomy interior and an inside pocket for stashing your hot takes (or lipstick, same thing). Whether you're storming the halls of justice or just the farmer's market, this is the bag that says the truth for you.
Each piece is a wearable piece of art made for everyday resistance—created to inspire conversations, eye-rolls from the right people, and a whole lot of power strutting.
• 16" x 20" tote • Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg) • Large inside pocket • Comfortable cotton webbing handles • 100% polyester
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
