She’s been holding it all together since birth—emotionally, logistically, and probably financially. This engraved wood slice features the deadpan truth:
Eldest daughters are some of the toughest men you’ll ever meet.
Each piece is burned into a real slice of oak and hand-painted with archival acrylics, because emotional scars deserve to be immortalized artfully. Comes ready to hang with a sawtooth hook and silicone bumpers so it lays flat—just like the eldest daughter’s sense of self-worth after years of unpaid family labor.
Perfect for gallery walls, passive-aggressive gifts, or anyone who didn’t get therapy but definitely should’ve.
