Class up your table and crack up your guests with this cork-back coaster featuring the line that launched a thousand TikToks:
“Certified freak, seven days a week.”
This cork-backed coaster isn’t just for protecting your surfaces—it’s for making a statement. Retro glam on the outside, unapologetic sass on the inside. It's basically what would happen if your grandma's best linens discovered WAP and started living their truth.
Sturdy, stylish, and just the right amount of inappropriate. Use it for your cocktails, mocktails, or that fourth cup of coffee you swore you weren’t going to drink today.
• Made from hardboard MDF • Cork Back • High-gloss coating on top • Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ • Rounded corners • Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip • Easy to clean
