This bag makes your stance crystal clear: broke men are boring, excuses aren’t attractive, and carrying dead weight isn’t your ministry. With bold vintage flair and unapologetic messaging, this tote isn’t just a bag—it’s a billboard for women’s wisdom. Featuring the all-over print:
“When the devil can't reach you, he will send you a broke man who is good in bed.”
…because honestly, if he can’t meet the bare minimum, he shouldn’t even be in the room. Spacious enough to carry everything from books and snacks to your peace of mind, this tote is built for women who refuse to settle—for less money, less love, or less respect. Whether you’re headed to the market, the studio, or brunch with the friend who finally dumped him—this tote is your daily dose of clarity.
Durable, defiant, and actually useful. Just like you. Each piece is wearable art for everyday resistance—made to protect your peace, spark a smirk, and strut a little louder.
• 16" x 20" tote
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Large inside pocket
• Comfortable cotton webbing handles
• 100% polyester
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
