Perfect for the emotionally exhausted and the girls who are over it, this snarky greeting card features a retro woman politely losing her mind and the caption:
“Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.”
Whether you're sending support, sarcasm, or solidarity, this card delivers maximum existential flair with minimum effort.
• Blank inside for your own personalized spiral • 4″ × 6″ horizontal • Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock and comes with a crisp white envelope-- because even chaos deserves nice stationery.
