{"product_id":"thin-ice-greeting-card","title":"As a Man, You're Automatically on Thin Ice With Me - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"242\"\u003eA greeting card for the women who have lived, learned, compared notes with their friends, and adjusted the entrance requirements accordingly. Featuring vintage collage art and the extremely reasonable declaration:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“As a man, you’re automatically on thin ice with me.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"431\"\u003e—nothing personal. Just a light administrative update based on centuries of data and a group chat full of supporting evidence. This card is for the girls who have upgraded their standards and sharpened their instincts. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eSend it to the friend who’s done explaining herself. Send it to the sister who finally stopped entertaining nonsense. Or keep it as a small but powerful celebration of the sacred art of girlhood solidarity and well-earned skepticism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003e• Printed on luxe cardstock and paired with a white envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003e• 4″ × 6″ Vertical\u003cbr data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003e• Blank inside for your most discerning, delightful thoughts\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harlot's Hollow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43059732775001,"sku":"5620613_14457","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/4258\/9529\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-699fd93da234f.jpg?v=1772947095","url":"https:\/\/harlotshollow.com\/products\/thin-ice-greeting-card","provider":"Harlot's Hollow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}