{"product_id":"headache-greeting-card","title":"Men is Too Headache - Greeting card and envelope","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eThis greeting card is for the women who’ve retired from the emotional Olympics. The ones who no longer romanticize potential, chase red flags, or waste good mascara on bad decisions. Featuring a flawless vintage queen and the ultimate truth bomb:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"477\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Men is too headache.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"756\"\u003ePerfect for your single era, your glow-up, or gifting to a friend who finally stopped “fixing” people who can’t spell therapy. Bold, cheeky, and gloriously unbothered. Because knowing better is the ultimate peace—and he’s just not worth the Advil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"880\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed on luxe cardstock and paired with a white envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"592\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 4″ × 6″ Vertical\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"613\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Blank inside \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003efor whatever message your wiser, well-rested self wants to send.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harlot's Hollow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42683079131225,"sku":"3212597_14457","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/4258\/9529\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-68d8d4961eabb.jpg?v=1773187082","url":"https:\/\/harlotshollow.com\/products\/headache-greeting-card","provider":"Harlot's Hollow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}